Quotes from my kids that I find amusing. D: “I love TobyMac!”Mom: “I’ve loved him longer than you’ve been alive.”D: “Yeah, well I’ve loved him all my life.”

Quotes from my kids that I find amusing. D: “Why do some people have diarrheas?”Me: “What do you mean?”D: “You know, like the books.”Me: “Oh, diaries.”D: “Yeah.”

Quotes from my kids that I find amusing. D: “Dad, I don’t want to go to heaven.”Me: “Why not?”D: “Because I want to stay on earth for the rest of my life.”